A Little Class on a Little Class

If you are a person with class, then you can show this by telling other people that they have class. You could say, "Man Debbie! You are one classy lady!" or, if you want to use boldface, you say, "Debbie, you are one class act!" But you must never do this to someone who is not classy, because if a classy person is nearby and overhears you, they will think, "No class!" You can never say, "I am a classy person!" because that will mark you as a person with no class. The most you can say is, "I cannot say I have no class." and then classy people around you will embrace you as one of their own. Being classy is so classy!

red riding hoodie

You can tell he is
the Big Bad Wolf
because he's the
one wearing a tie.

sitting there

Some useful things to think about when you are just sitting there might include that outfit you had in the third grade that was really cool, or how you could rig a bucket from your window to your neighbors across the street if only you had a crossbow, or how you'd be so much happier later if you rallied yourself right now to go to the supermarket and buy food, or how you would have to have a schedule printed up at work so you would change the water in the fishtank at home if you had a fishtank at home, or would the benefits of staying where you are right now outweigh the benefits you would reap later if you had gone to the supermarket and bought food.

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